January 2010
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No.
Paul: What, hum job? Hand job?
Tom: Man, no. No jobs. I'm still unemployed.
roger federer takes it
gabebondoc:
Gabe Bondoc “Dictionary (Preview)”...
“At your age, you’re going to be getting a lot of urges. You’re going...”
– Coach Carr
why is tumblr so addictive ?
Lizzie: You know who you should go as, Matt? A troll. That way you wouldn't need any makeup.
Matt: Actually, I was going to be the ugliest kid on earth, but you're already wearing the costume.
“I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest one (album) is the best one....”
– John Mayer, Rolling Stone (via mystupidmouth1983) (via fuckyeahjohnmayer)
The word legit is really getting on my nerves, especially when people use it out of context. Legit is not a word that is meant to describe every damn thing! It’s not a word meant do describe good, so shhhh.
“If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be...”
– John Mayer (via tickled) (via fuckyeahjohnmayer)
ciao for now nadal
tumblr + tennis are distracting me. I hate...
“keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open”
– tupac
1/3 complete
“Too many people buy things they don’t need, with...
(via fashionfever)
“Better to do the fucking than to get fucked.”
– Gabe Saporta
